monero gang ⓧ
i'm monero-first: bookings paid in XMR get 10% off, every time, no code needed. consider it a thank-you for using money that minds its own business ♡
privacy is a human right ♡
your bank reads your statement like a diary. your card processor sells your habits to people you've never met. some database somewhere knows more about your friday nights than your best friend does — and it never forgets, and it answers to whoever asks nicely with a badge or a subpoena. i think that's gross. "privacy is the power to selectively reveal oneself to the world" (eric hughes, a cypherpunk's manifesto, 1993). a girl's gotta have secrets. so do you ✧
banks hate girls like me (and probably you)
my work is legal where i live. doesn't matter — sex workers get debanked, deplatformed and "risk-scored" every day, because somewhere a compliance department decided consenting adults can't be trusted with their own choices. financial surveillance is tyranny with a spreadsheet, and girls like me are always its first test subjects. so no, crypto isn't a gimmick here — it's how i route around all of it. monero does it best: private by default, permissionless by design, nobody to freeze us out and nobody to ask.
no chainalysis boyfriend
transparent blockchains are surveillance with extra steps — every coffee, every donation, every date, public forever, traceable by anyone bored enough. monero isn't like that. sender hidden, receiver hidden, amount hidden, every coin identical to every other — digital cash in a world trying very hard to abolish cash. the ledger sees nothing, remembers nothing, and snitches on no one ♡ your deposit goes from your wallet to mine, self-hosted, no processor in between.
new to monero?
it's easier than it looks: grab a wallet (cake wallet or monero's official GUI are the usual picks), buy or swap some XMR, and you're set. the payment page shows a QR code — scan, send, done. everything you need lives at getmonero.org. welcome to the gang ✧
any coin works — i still keep monero
no XMR? pay in bitcoin, eth, sol, usdt, whatever — the checkout swaps it on the fly and i receive monero anyway, because i don't hold transparent coins. no discount on that route (the swap eats it), and remember: on a public chain the whole world gets to watch you pay. exhibitionism is valid, but it's not my kink ♡
✧ uwu-flavored civil disobedience ✧