how it works ♡
first time booking online — or first time booking at all? here's the entire thing. it takes about a minute and there are no phone calls anywhere in it.
pick your time
the calendar shows my real availability — if a slot is open, it's genuinely open. choose how long, incall or outcall, and a time that suits you. staying longer? overnights, whole days, weeks and travel book the same way under days & travel — thirty minutes to a whole year, same guarantee. no messaging back and forth, no "when are you free?".
leave one way to reach you
a signal handle, telegram, or an email. that's the only personal thing i ask for, it's only used to coordinate this appointment, and it's deleted within 30 days after we meet. no account is created, ever.
pay — and it's locked
the booking is prepaid in full: monero directly (10% off ♡) or almost any coin via the built-in swap. the moment the payment is seen, the slot is yours — guaranteed, in writing, with a reference code. nobody can take it, including me.
show up and enjoy
you get a confirmation page that updates live. on the day: be punctual, be showered, be kind. no cash counting at the door, no awkward logistics — that part is already done. the rest is just us.
never touched crypto?
honestly, it's a 15-minute detour the first time and then it's yours forever: get a wallet, buy or swap some monero, scan the QR code at checkout. the monero page walks you through it — and if you hold literally any other coin already, the checkout accepts that too.
cancellations: self-service until 24 hours before — after that, write me and we'll sort it like adults ♡