the dictionary ♡

every strange word on this site, in two sentences or less. now you speak fluent me ✧

chainalysis boyfriend

the imaginary analyst reading your transparent blockchain like your texts. does not exist on monero, which is the point.

counter-economics

all peaceful trade that happens without the state's mediation or blessing. see agorism — you're already doing it.

debanked

what happens to legal businesses that banks find embarrassing. sex workers are the canary; the receipts page has the history.

FMTY

fly me to you: a travel date, minimum one full day, you cover the trip. rules here ✈ never the americas.

fungibility

the property of money where every unit is worth every other unit, with no history attached. cash has it, monero has it, transparent coins lose it the moment somebody blacklists an address.

incall / outcall

incall: you visit me. outcall: i visit you (home or hotel, slightly higher rate). both are on the calendar.

KYC

“know your customer” — in practice, “show your papers to move your own money.” this site contains zero of it.

monero gang

people who pay in XMR, get 10% off, and receive my genuine respect. welcome ⓧ

monopoly on violence

max weber's textbook definition of the state. discussed with a bow on at the market provides 🐍

NAP

the non-aggression principle: don't hurt people, don't take their stuff, keep your promises. consent culture with a market attached.

parasocial

loving someone through a screen. bookable cure available ♡

prepaid ≠ deposit

a deposit says "i'll probably come." a prepayment says "it's mine." the economics page explains why that one word removes every no-show.

slot

a property right with a start time. the database enforces it; it takes no bribes.

uwu-flavored civil disobedience

this website's genre. see the manifesto for the founding document ✧

view key

the monero key that lets a wallet see incoming payments without being able to spend them. my payment server holds one — a burglar gets a guest list, never the vault.